Quotes, One Liners, Funny sayings...

What was it that Matt said about "not making a living out of it"? You told me yesterday. That surely should be here...lol.

Lorraine wrote:

What was it that Matt said about "not making a living out of it"? You told me yesterday. That surely should be here...lol.

I'm not sure verbatim but there was a group of them in the kitchen and Matt said that he and his wife had been looking online about BB stuff and he was saying his wife was concerned with all of these past BBers who get into doing all of these events together where they travel all over doing these get together events ie... Rainbow Reunion, Vegas etc... And Matt says to the group in the kitchen that he wanted hang out and shit with them sometime but he doesn't plan on making a career out of it lol

LOVE THAT!!! Matt FTW! lol, I know its early.

Lane- " Enzo named our alliance the brigade, I dont even know what that is"

Matt: All I have to do is NOT beat my pregnant girlfriend and I will be the best "Big Brother Matt" ever.

Ragan says if he goes back for All Stars and so does Lydia he will burn Dae Yum Yum... LOL

I love Ragan!!

Ragan said Lydia is an enigma and all of her several personalities

Ragan and Brittney were just making fun of Lydia and her drunken stupidity...funny stuff!! Love it!

lmao @ burning Dae Yum Yum!!! Ragan is fast becoming one of my favs!

OMG- I looooooove Matt's comment about being the best BB Matt ever. Classic :)

"I'm waiting for Leatherface to come in here" - Enzo

(adjusting to his Have or Have not digs)

Rachel says that her sister is the most beautiful person she knows.. Matt says "So you guys dont look alike at all"?

This guy just continues to endear himself to me...LOLOLOL!

Between that comment & the one about being the "best Matt in BB history", Matt has the best comments, by far, this season!

I agree TJ! I love Matt! I'm just hoping he didn't royally screw himself this week.

Matt to lane in Jumanji room- " What will you do if you win HOH and the room is full of pictures from kathy's family and you got a letter from her kid?

Matt is on FIRE! lol

pajamajon wrote:

Matt to lane in Jumanji room- " What will you do if you win HOH and the roomis full of pictures from kathy's family and you got a letter from her kid?

Brendan to Matt- You got got!

Umm Seriously Brendan even your one liners are not original ...Stop trying to mimic Russell!

"Looneytoons Annie was after me like a...rabid mountain lion."

"Wooooooooooooo Tequila! Can someone like get me an iv with tequila?"

Monet: "Then she can go back to being a stripper."
Britney [dead serious face]: "Monet, Rachel's a chemist.."

LUV. <333333

Enzo to Brittany: Sometimes you can get hemrhoids from reading the newspaper.
Brittany to Enzo: How does my ass know Im reading the Newspaper?

I love this alliance!!

Ragan to Matt: "This may sound corny and gay, but I miss you in the have nots room with me." Matt: "aww...showmance!"

Matt, Britney and Lane discussing the possibility of R and B's popularity

Brit: "Are you kidding me... they are like the Dollar Tree version of Jeff & Jordan

good one.

I know not everyone enjoys Matt and Britney as much as I do, but you have to give it up to them- they're both hilarious!

"Kathy has jawls like a dog"

As much as I dislike that witch Britney that one was mad funny

Matt-

"I wish I was an insane psycho genius. I would have been a better HOH."

"Bill Gates With Muscles This Fuckin' Guy"

Enzo talking about Brendan, lol!!

"If You Put Ketchup On Ass It's Still Ass, It's Nasty"

Enzo comparing eating slop to tossing salad, LMAO!!!!

I love this thread! Heart Enzo!