Quotes, One liners and funny comments

Jeff to Casey on what zinger to say back at Jessie and crew

Quote :

Spin the hamster up there and get the wheels turning

Jordan was saying she was mad about Ronnie calling her his bestie and Jeff goes yeah he said bestie bitch she goes I'm not his bestie bitch I wouldn't suck his dick

Casey about Ronnie and his wife: Can you imagine ronnie and his wife having sex..they must look like sea walruses attacking one another

The Banana has spoken

This from Casey: Ronnie says his wife looks like Denise Richards......she looks like she ATE Denise Richards!



also from Casey singing in a reggae voice "Man in a banana suit, man in a banana suit"

pajamajon wrote:

Casey about Ronnie and his wife: Can you imagine ronnie and his wife having sex..they must look like sea walruses attacking one another

Now that is fucking funny!

Casey: If Ronnie went to college it must have been for only a week

Jeff talking about going into the swimming pool: "I'm gonna do a cannonball right on Ronnies head"

Jeff says he's making a stir-fry and Jordan's response "what's that?"

"I may not be the smartest crayon in the box, but I'm not dumb." <3333

Freaky Michele, Kevin, Jordan and Jeff were having a sex convo
and Michele was talking about kegel exercises and Jeff never heard of it before
and Kevin mentions that yeah guys can do it do and Jeff was like yeah I can make my junk move and Kevin goes yeah you can even juggle your balls (without your hands) and Jeff goes "Wow! Juggle balls, hmm, I can't even juggle regular..." SOOOOO FUNNY!

Casey: Hey look I discovered a new species its the Dorkapatmus!!!

After the blow up with Chima/Russell/Michele and Kevin/Ronnie

Jordan - "I'm experiencing de ja vu"
Jeff - "you are? when the fuck have you ever experienced anything like this?"

Jeff to Michelle after Monday Night Mayhem: Where are my Car Keys cause I need to get out of here

Chima, still bitter: "Russell's a terrorist, and I'm the twin towers."

Ugh...I just read that in updates and I am sickened. This woman needs help.