this is just out of control now. Anyone who gives this loser bum a nickel is a bigger loser than he is!
ok this was his first bulletin on myspace
May 22, 2009 12:36 PM
Subject: List of shit for the trip I need to get.
Body: Bicycle:
27" Giant Expedition.
UM, HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE BIKE???2 Ortlieb Bike Packer Plus panniers on the rear, with extra pockets.
2 Ortlieb Sports Packer Plus panniers on the front.
1 Ortlieb Ultimate 3 bar bag.
1 Ortlieb Racpack.
1 Cycle computer (a Cateye Mitty 3).
REALLY?1 'Post Moderne' suspension seat post
1 'Bike Buddy' bottle cage.
Personal Kit
2 prs cycling shorts (Lycra mix as they are cooler).
2 cycling tops (Gore Bike Wear Coolmax).
2 prs cycling socks.
1 pr cycling shoes.
1 Cycle helmet
1 Gore-Tex helmet cover.
1 pr Ron Hill Bikesters.
1 Gore-Tex Paclite waterproof top.
1 pr Gore-Tex Paclite waterproof over trousers.
1pr cycling overshoes.
1pr Gore-Tex socks (great for keeping the feet dry).
1 Pertex top (Callange).
1 pr cycling gloves.
1 pr cycling sun glasses (Cateye Catscan).
1 pr zip off trousers.
1 short sleeve shirt.
3 Handkerchiefs
Underwear
Swimming costume
Wash kit (toothpaste, toothbrush, shampoo, deodorant, razor, soap etc.)
1 medium sized light weight travel towel (Lifeventure Trek Towels to
be the best).
1 Fleece top.
1 lightweight insulated jacket (Mountain Equipment Micro jacket) -
useful for cold evenings and doubles up as an extra pillow at night.
Watch.
LOSER DOESNT EVEN HAVE A WATCH????? I'M SURE HE WANTS A ROLEX FANS!!Personal Kit
2 prs cycling shorts (
my wife prefers cotton/Lycra mix as they are cooler).UM WHAT WIFE? SHE MUST BE A LOSER TOO.2 cycling tops (Gore Bike Wear Coolmax).
2 prs cycling socks.
1 pr cycling shoes.
1 Cycle helmet
1 Gore-Tex helmet cover.
1 pr Ron Hill Bikesters.
1 Gore-Tex Paclite waterproof top.
1 pr Gore-Tex Paclite waterproof over trousers.
1pr cycling overshoes.
1pr Gore-Tex socks (great for keeping the feet dry).
1 Pertex top (Callange).
1 pr cycling gloves.
1 pr cycling sun glasses (Cateye Catscan).
1 pr zip off trousers.
1 short sleeve shirt.
3 Handkerchiefs
Underwear
Swimming costume
WTF IS A SWIMMING COSTUME?Wash kit (toothpaste, toothbrush, shampoo, deodorant, razor, soap etc.)
1 medium sized light weight travel towel (we have tried several types
but found the Lifeventure Trek Towels to be the best).
1 Fleece top.
1 lightweight insulated jacket (Mountain Equipment Micro jacket) -
useful for cold evenings and doubles up as an extra pillow at night.
Watch.
DIDNT HE ALREADY SAY WATCH OR IS THIS ONE FOR HIS WIFE??Other kit carried
2 x 1 litre Aluminium drinks bottles.
1 Stainless Steel vacuum flask - Aladdin's 4 in 1 flask 0.45 litre
(keeps drinks hot or cold and comes with its own bottle cage)
Maps & Ortlieb waterproof map case.
Digital Camera + memory cards.
SERIOUSLY?Small pair of Binoculars.
Notepad and pen.
Waterproof stuff sacks or plastic bags for gear inside panniers. (I
use Field & Trek's waterproof rucsac liners as plastic bags easily rip
and tear with continuous stuffing).
1 bike cables and locks.
1 First aid kit (plasters, paracetamol, etc.).
Sunbloc (Piz Buin Sport)
DUDE, CANT YOU SUPPLY ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF? YOU EVEN WANT YOUR FANS TO PURCHASE YOU SUNBLOCK?Insect repellant.
1 miniature pocket radio (optional).
1 Large nylon bike cover from Halfords(This has been a boon as it
keeps the bikes dry overnight, no soggy seats and handlebars in the
morning, it's also good for security as it keeps prying eyes off so
that they are not noticed so much).
2 Alan456 PMR radios, as an intercom system
Camping Equipment
1 Hilleberg Stalon GT tent, plus groundsheet protector.
1 cotton sleeping bag inner's.
2 Ultra light Thermarests + the ultra lite seat kits (invaluable
addition after a long day, saves a lot of back ache).
1 Thermarest coupling kit.
1 light weight pillows (Snugpak).
1 Optimus Gas stove (resealable cartridges).
1 Epi gaz stove (resealable cartridges).
1 GoGas adapter.
1 camping cook set - includes 2 billies and a frying pan(Tefal).
1 folding spatula (MSR).
1 plastic plates, mugs and spoons.
Washing up liquid and sponge.
5 litre folding water carrier (Ortlieb)
2 small torches.
Swiss Army Knife.
Matches and gas lighter.
UMMMMM HOW THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO CARRY ALL THIS ON HIS BICYCLE??????? DOESNT THIS LOSER HAVE ANYTHING FROM PAST BIKE TRIPS???? HE NEEDS A DIGITAL CAMERA? BIKE COMPUTERS? GIMME A FUCKING BREAK , SO MUCH FOR HIS BIKING AROUND THE WORLD WITH ONLY 100 BUCKS BULLSHIT THAT I NEVER BOUGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. WHAT A POSER!!!!Ok, next bulletin...he is setting his "fans" up for the kill, notice the part I hi-lighted!
I have come to the understanding that I need to adventure more. The time is now to feel the love that still roams through my life. My buddy JP moved to Paris to save me from depression of a bad relationship. I needed to bicycle along time ago. I lived in Paris, its probably one of the hardest things I have done in the sense I had to be in one place. I am a nomad by heart and I need you guys to see all of africa and thailand and spain and portugal. I will be updating frequently with pictures and videos. I am in love with life again and the passion to explore.
On June 10 I will be bicycling to Pamplona, Spain to run with the bulls. Than I am bicycling to Barcelona and than lisbon, portugal to live in a commune on the beach for a month and than taking a boat into Morrocco and than bicycling the whole west coast of Africa to go to the World Cup in J-Burg. And than taking an ice breaker into Antarctica. Than catching a boat into india and than bicycling through china and than austrailia. I am also planning to canoe down the nile. I am doing everything I said I was going to do!
You can do anything!
You have the Power to Change Your life!
You have it all!
I am not famous.
I am just a human looking for adventure.
I am just a boy.
I am still alive.
This is to you guys.
Alot of you have been asking me if you can send me cash.
Your more than welcome to if you would like, it will help in aquiring
the proper tools.
My paypal is
powertotheparty@yahoo.com
I love you all!
GET READY!!!!!!!!!UM SURE THEY ARE JAMES....THOUSANDS HAVE BEEN ASKING HUH? OR MAYBE ITS JUST ONE OR TWO BUT THIS GIVES YOU A GOOD EXCUSE TO BEG FOR MORE MONEY!!Ok so now he comes in for the KILL!!!
May 27, 2009 12:45 PM
Subject: Its ON!!!
Body: Looking for Sponsors!
We currently have 35 Euros!
We love this mission!
Paypal!
powertotheparty@yahoo.comLet the games begin!
Couchsurfing.com
and
Wwoof.org
It will be fine!
Heres a thought loser......why not try this out.....J-O-B!!! lazy, drunken bum!!!! I cant believe that anyone would even think about giving this pig a dime!!! Why doesnt he ask the people in Paris for loot seeing as how he couldnt wait to leave the US to be in his beloved France. Fuck you James...get a job.