BYE BYE BITCH! I am could she act any more like a two year old? I'm just happy Claudia has been avenged! I'm sure she is somewhere watching this smiling with her NATURAL, non-botoxed face! I hope Moan leaves with Plasticissa and they both disappear from my television forever!
Erika HOH
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I wouldn't exactly be sporting a Team Rivers shirt but over Annie and Brandy... uhhh yeah gimme a T-shirt. I agree Colton Melissa did act like a snotty bitch on her way out lol but Annie and Brandy are just disgusting together. Brandy hadn't even bothered me at all, all season except in the boardroom tonight. She is clearly guzzling the Annie juice and is so dumb. I also agree with you Lorraine - The way Jesse acted was ridiculous. He's a grown man and acted like he was 6! I was embarassed for him! Clint is going to need a couple of years therapy after this show is over.
...and what was the big deal with the the note, they played it up so big!!!
oh and I can't stand Jim Cramer he has got to be one of the biggest jokes on TV! I loved when Jon Stewart slams him.
Can anyone tell me the reasoning behind Melissa getting fired??? Yes, she acted like a spoiled brat on the way out, yes she was angry blah blah blah but I think I might have been angry too. The whole thing was Annie's idea and they lost and fake ass, annie ass licking Brande was the Project manager. I would have thought either one of them should have been fired before Melissa. Yeah E, no team Rivers T for me but agreed, over those other 2, hand it over as I will be sportin' it...lol Also as far as Jesse goes, he slightly redeemed himself by eating some crow and admitting that their layout was best and shaking Clints hand. Still not a Clint fan (that whole Sexual All commercial..lol) but he was gracious by saying that he used their ideas when Joan said that it "was all Clint". Funniest line of the night? Joan, while watching the bitch fest in the board room, saying that both Brande's breasts can count to 10. Jesse hiding his face and rolling was priceless. The Donald used the excuse that Melissa has brought in the least amount of money, ummmm if we are basing it on that, then why did Herschel Walker get fired? This is a very strange season to say the least with alot of inconsistencies.
Erika HOH
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said something about raising more money than anybody here yada yada yada...
I hear ya, which leads me back to my other question.....Why the heck was Herschel fired? LOL unreal, like I said this season makes no sense.
Herschel was fired because he doesn't quite DO IT for Trump the way Brandy does. Seriously with how Trump has made these "celebs" look like fools this season I would think there will be no more Celebrity Apprentice unless however some "celebs" like to be made to look like assholes on this show. I would like to think even these D-listers would all give Trump a huge
The majority of the firings have been such BS, I'm over it! ... NEXT!
Melissa Rivers in post-firing interview: “I’m walking away with my pride” During her spectacular post-firing blow up, Melissa Rivers stormed out and yelled at a producer, “David, you’re not getting an interview. Lying motherfuckers.” But guess what Melissa did after being fired? She gave an interview! And guess how much better it makes her look? Not much! “I wanted to take part in Celebrity Apprentice for two reasons. One was to try to do good and raise some my money for my charity, and also because I thought it would give me the opportunity for people to see me for who I am and not what they perceive me to be,” she says during the interview, which is below. “People perceive me to be simply an appendage of my mother. They perceive me to be spoiled, difficult, unpleasant, and not a hard worker, which is the exact opposite of who I am, and I think—I hope—people have seen that.” Hope more, girlfriend, because your exit confirmed all those things, never mind your actual time on the show. She later explained why she was angry. “I was appalled by the reasoning. I think my faith in this game was shaken to its core, and I just wanted to walk away. I couldn’t look at Annie and Brande; I didn’t want their fake platitudes,” Melissa said. “I had to get out of there. And I could not be in that situation. I wanted to go home and take a shower and think about the fact that such poor behavior and such poor role models were rewarded.” Yes, I generally want my role models to be people who yell “whore pit vipers” at bad role models and then yell “lying motherfuckers” at producers or maybe the pit vipers even though the pit vipers are in another room, and then asking politely for the elevator by saying, “Get the fucking elevator. I’m fucking done.” During the interview, Melissa also says, and try hard not to laugh, “I’m walking away with my head held high” because she “worked harder than anyone on my team” by doing the tasks that they “were too much of divas to do,” she says. “I did it with honesty and integrity. … I’m walking away with my pride, and I hope people see that.”
Erika HOH
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Melissa and Joan Rivers have apoplectic response to Melissa’s firing The Celebrity Apprentice 2 expanded its episodes to two hours this season, but last night it needed a third hour just to give us more of the awesomeness that came after the firing of Melissa Rivers. The firing should have been the biggest surprise, since Joan Rivers told Howard Stern that Melissa made it to the end, a spoiler that’s now debunked, although Joan’s comments to Howard are unsurprising considering her irrational and freakish defense of her 40-year-old daughter. But what happened after the firing was the real surprise, as Joan and Melissa both freaked out. For a reality show to break the fourth wall, there has to be a good reason, and there was: Melissa’s apoplectic response to being fired. “Nu uh, bye bye,” Melissa said to the camera crew as she ran through the lobby—despite having a cast on her right foot for “two ripped tendons,” as she said earlier—and then yelled into the suite that Annie Duke and Brande Roderick were “whore pit vipers.” Then it got even better. “I want my shit and I want it now, and I’m not coming back for an interview,” Melissa yelled at off-camera producers. And later we saw producers handing Melissa her belongings and looking stunned as she screamed, “I want my purse, I want everything, and David, you’re not getting an interview. Lying motherfuckers.” Although she clearly overreacted, Donald Trump’s rationale firing her was curious, although I’ve gotten so used to his irrational decision-making that it doesn’t really matter. After Jim Kramer jumped on Brande Roderick for her weak argument as to why Melissa should be fired—Annie and Brande did, to some degree, shut Melissa out during the task, which was a clearly effective strategy since they won—Brande turned on her aggressiveness and pointed out that she’d be a better competitor at the end because she raised more “raised the second-most money here.” (That was aslightly less awkward phrasing than her earlier attempt to find a past tense version of forgo, which she decided was “forgooed.”) In the middle of a conversation that followed, Trump slipped Jim Kramer a secret note, and shortly thereafter fired Melissa for essentially not being a strong fundraiser, even though that didn’t have anything to do with this particular task. Instead, he cited Melissa’s lack of potential as a future fundraiser, and even mocked her about her failure to rally her rich friends. In the suite, Joan Rivers responded to Trump’s rationale by telling Brande, “I don’t want to hear this charity nonsense,” even though that’s, like, the whole point of the show. She then went off on Annie Duke, saying, “You’re people give money with blood on it. I met your people in Las Vegas. None of them have last names. You’re a poker player. … That’s beyond white trash. Poker players are trash, darling.” Good luck scheduling a gig in Vegas any time soon, Joan. In a previous episode, Joan compared Annie to Hitler, although she softened that tonight, saying to the other contestants, “You’ve now got a Nazi and a follower, and I wish the two of you a lot of luck.” Joan’s really funny when she’s not trying to defend her daughter, when she gets mean and ugly—er, uglier. The freak-out continued after that, when we saw a shot of Ivanka Trump sitting on the Boardroom table talking to her dad and Jim Kramer, and she interrupted and said, “Guys, guys: Melissa’s screaming.” Melissa was in the lobby yelling at producers, “Get the fucking elevator. I’m fucking done.” Even the elevator operator was thrown off, clearly looking for someone to direct him about what he should do after Melissa and Joan got on. Whether or not Joan returns is being teased as the big mystery going into next week, and I assume she will be back; hell, she previously threatened to not work with Clint, and now they’re all but BFFs. The good part about that conclusion is that it moves the series toward the inevitable conclusion that I’ve been hoping for: Annie Duke versus Jesse James. Both have had their flaws exposed more recently, with Jesse James immaturely backing out of the task this week because Clint Black—who’s previously been obnoxious—wouldn’t let Jesse have his way. But they’ve both proven to be the most consistently capable, talented players, and Trump seems generally fond of both. Then again, he is Donald Trump, so who knows what will happen over the next—and final—two episodes. The sad part about the ending is that, as a pair, Joan and Melissa Rivers have made fantastic villains, and their at times touching, at times bizarre relationship with each other has just been icing. Watching them clash with Annie Duke is absurdly fun; Annie is super-smart and competitive, sometimes aggressively and obnoxiously so, but mostly she drives the Rivers crazy because they don’t know how to handle someone like themselves.
Erika HOH
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Joan and Melissa: Still classy "You've now got a Nazi and a follower." "They're…two little #$%^ pit vipers! Whore pit vipers!" Joan and Melissa Rivers once again proved why cameras have to follow them wherever they go: because they will say anything. After last night's Celebrity Apprentice elimination booting Melissa (which you can read about in Jean Bentley's TV watch on the show), the red carpet menace and her mother went off on poker player Annie Duke and Playboy centerfold Brande Roderick, spewing epithets, invective, and some serious nastiness toward the crew.
@ "whore pit vipers" and "...AND your people... you give money with blood on it... I met your people in Vegas for 40 yrs and none of them have last names.... you're a poker player, A POKA PLAYA.... that's beyond white trash" LOL
Although she clearly overreacted, Donald Trump’s rationale firing her was curious, although I’ve gotten so used to his irrational decision-making that it doesn’t really matter.
:yeah that: Totally agree!
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Brande turned on her aggressiveness and pointed out that she’d be a better competitor at the end because she raised more “raised the second-most money here.” (That was aslightly less awkward phrasing than her earlier attempt to find a past tense version of forgo, which she decided was “forgooed.”)
I was wondering if anyone else caught that....what did Joan call her? Dumb blonde? Imagine that.
Erika HOH
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Bill Rancic and Giuliana DePandi get their own reality series The first Apprentice winner, Bill Rancic, will return to reality TV with his own series on Style Network that will follow him and his wife, Giuliana DePandi. Giuliana & Bill will debut in August. Bill and Giuliana met when she interviewed him as part of her job as an E! News anchor; they were engaged in 2006 and married two years ago, which was filmed for a Style special called Marry Me in Capri. The network still calls them “newlyweds” but says they “are settling into married life but unlike most couples they are living across the country from each other with Bill developing real estate in Chicago and Giuliana” working for E! in L.A. The show will follow both of them at work and at home. Style Network’s announcement does its best to emphasize the conflict that will come from their living situation, calling her “the Hollywood dreamer” and him “the Midwest realist,” and saying “they are committed to cell phone conversations and cross-country flights in order to make it work” but “as with every couple there can be bumps in the road and Giuliana tries to relive her single days with a girls’ night out in Hollywood.”
Erika HOH
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The Celebrity Apprentice has been renewed for a third season by NBC. It will air next spring, and presumably tape this fall.
In a press release, NBC VP Paul Teledgy says the show is “at the top of its game and has exploded in popularity this season while also raising an impressive amount of money for charity.” The release cites the show’s average of “8.6 million viewers overall this season” which “is up 39 percent versus NBC’s non-sports adult 18-49 average in the time period.” Perhaps more significantly, it’s NBC’s second-most popular show after The Biggest Loser.
Melissa Rivers’ dramatic freak-out firing was just the latest crazy season that has certainly topped the first season, so the real question is whether or not they can find a new group of celebrities to reveal themselves to be assholes for our entertainment.
ROTF!!!!! Good one Colton! I, for one, would love to see that! Then you could bitch slap Spencer for me...hehe
Lorraine HOH
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Subject: Re: Celebrity *cough* Apprentice 2 Sun May 03, 2009 10:03 pm
God almighty....if I have to hear this fucking Chicken of the Sea jingle one more time or hear Annie and Brande singing....
ok...I am calling complete, total and utter If you are watching the apprentice right now, you will know what I am talking about. NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!! Let me just say this, Annie said they chose a female singer because 80% of the buyers of tuna are women...well if thats true then as a woman, wouldnt you be more apt to buy a fucking can of tuna being pimped by Clint Black?? The excuse used was not everyone likes country music, well anyone who knows me knows that I probably would rather have oral surgery than listen to country music and I KNOW that team KOTU rocked it. Brannie is nauseating, annoying and full of self absorbed "how wonderful we are" verbal vomit.
This is just another bullshit move by CA and the Trump. Oh God now the Annie self love fest....I I I I I I I......fuck that bitch and her fucking stooge Brande who cant spell.
Lorraine HOH
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Subject: Re: Celebrity *cough* Apprentice 2 Sun May 03, 2009 10:18 pm
LOL after I posted that, Joan said "Any team Annie is on is spelled T-I-I-I-I-I-I-a-m(whispering the a and the m). Couldnt have said it better myself Joan....see above..lol
Lorraine HOH
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Subject: Re: Celebrity *cough* Apprentice 2 Sun May 03, 2009 10:58 pm
Lorraine wrote:
Well CA2 reaches an all time low. Annie Duke says she gives a great Bl*w j*b and Jesse James does this on camera. I guess they checked their class at the door. Of course I am upset that Herschal Walker got fired, he was one of my favs. Its slim pickens now. I found it interesting when The Donald asked Joan who she would fire and she couldnt give an answer and he said to her, I was hoping you could help me out with who to fire Joan. ummmmm....so that means that he was NEVER even considering firing Joan. Shocking, I know and its quite sickening actually. Anyone else get the feeling its going to come down to Rivers vs. Duke? William Hung for CA3!
gee....go figure.
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Subject: Re: Celebrity *cough* Apprentice 2 Mon May 04, 2009 2:49 am
Jessie James Got screwed...The Only player not to be brought into a board room...and never was in harms way...Why is it always about money?!
Lorraine HOH
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Subject: Re: Celebrity *cough* Apprentice 2 Mon May 04, 2009 10:38 am
well it wasnt about the money when Herschel Walker got fired....they neglected to talk about how he was the top money producer on his team when they fired him. Yeah, I know I am but the stupidity of this season is overwhelming. Jessie James got screwed but so did Kloe K, T-Boz, Melissa R (her firing last week over the project manager bimbo was fucking ridiculous! Even Annie, who thought up the whole idea and lost should have been fired over her) and I'm sure there are others. Trump is an , he should let his kids run the show, they have more sense then their dear old dad. Oh and I am still sticking to the fact that Kotu got royally screwed last night along with all the other royal screwings this season.
It was so obvious that they wanted it to come down to Annie vs. Joan! Scott Macintyre could see it! Brande was the only hope I had left on this horrible show after Fierceness got fired. I could really care less who wins.
Erika HOH
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well the lesser of two evils to me is Joan Rivers and Trump has been all season. I also dont think Trump likes Annie Duke (he is right along with the masses) but if she raises the most money he probably will have no choice to crown her CA. Should be interesting.......then again, maybe not.
Lorraine HOH
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Subject: Re: Celebrity *cough* Apprentice 2 Sun May 10, 2009 11:05 pm
So just got done watching the season finale of CA2! Did Annie get screwed??? Of course she did. Do I care? Not in the least.