Jeff

Subject: Re: Jeff Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:48 pm

Jeff's ex GF - I think this is the one who he wants to take to Hawaii and the same one who tried out for BB with him?

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JORDAN > Her.

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Subject: Re: Jeff Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:47 pm

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/09/04/big-brother-11-jeff-evicted/

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where do i find the interview with jeff?

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Subject: Re: Jeff Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:03 am

canadianjess wrote:

where do i find the interview with jeff?

Here is the link to Our Jeff Interview -

http://bbad.forumotion.net/news-rumors-f45/post-eviction-interview-with-4th-jury-member-jeff-t546.htm

Here is another CBS Jeff interview -

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Just wanted to let all the Jeff fans know that I read on another site Jeff is going to be on the Bonnie Hunt show on Friday Sept 18th.

Subject: Re: Jeff Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:06 pm

Thanks for letting us know Sammy!

I remember she had Dan on last season, she must be a fan of BB since her show is on a different network. haha we know before Jeff knows!

Subject: Re: Jeff Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:03 am

someone posted this at Jokers on why to vote for Jeff for Fav HG...
He might not have been the best at the game but he certainly did make us laugh! So here are some Jeffisms

reason 1 to vote jeff: "why you got to throw stones?"

reason 2 to vote jeff: "let's dance!"

reason 3 to vote jeff: "have some cake," after the russell-michele confrontation.

reason 4 to vote jeff: "technotronics!"

reason 5 to vote jeff: "it's over. we lost. it hurts."

reason 6 to vote jeff: "i'll stick that bubble wand up his ass," re: ronnie and his hoh toy.

reason 7 to vote jeff: "take your batteries out. it's time to go to bed," to ronnie.

reason 8 to vote jeff: "all i got is my balls and my word left in this game."

reason 9 to vote jeff: "where are my keys?" said in the middle of chima-russell house fight.

reason 10 to vote jeff: "i'm going to beat my junk like it owes me money," re getting evicted.

reason 11 to vote jeff: "welcome to the party," during coup d'etat reveal on the live show.

reason 12 to vote jeff: "coup de what?"

reason 13 to vote jeff: "what's the square root of 'go ***** yourself'?" re the brains.

reason 14 to vote jeff: "i'm gonna make a jammin' liver dish, then barf," from slop week.

reason 15 to vote jeff: "go jerk off on your mouse pad," about ronnie.

reason 16 to vote jeff: "i'm not gonna hide his glasses. i'm gonna hide his head in his ass," re ronnie.

reason 17 to vote jeff: "what'd you want me to do? drown the guy?" re lydia telling him he didn't say enough to braden after the lydia-kevin-braden fight.

reason 18 to vote jeff: "we've been in the projects since we got here. you've been up in your ivory tower," to natalie.

reason 19 to vote jeff: "i'd rather take on a burgurlar with a knife than see a little kid with a balloon standing over me," re fears.

reason 20 to vote jeff: "***** your semantics!" re not saying "alliance."

reason 21 to vote jeff: "i'll tell you one thing, they're tough sons of bitches," re his respect for penguins.

reason 22 to vote jeff: "it's like he turned water into wine or something," re jessie worship.

reason 23 to vote jeff: "get all drunked up and we'll make bad decisions later," to jordan.

reason 24 to vote jeff: "take it easy, mrs. roper," to angry lydia wearing golf clothes during the golf hoh.

reason 25 to vote jeff: "i don't think my parents even like me that much," re how much lydia, natalie and chima liked jessie.

reason 26 to vote jeff: "doesn't she ever dream about butterflies," re michele's nightmares.

reason 27 to vote jeff: "when i came into the house, i wasn't going to lie or backstab. now that i'm in the house, i'd slit your mother's throat if you cross me."

reason 28 to vote jeff: "do you want to have sex with me?" to russell during their fight.

reason 29 to vote jeff: "you'll like what i get you," to jordan about her requirements for her pretend engagement ring.

reason 30 to vote jeff: "go clean your eye makeup, tammy faye," to a crying jordan.

reason 31 to vote jeff: "i have to be missing something, like prior to coming here he saved a bus load of children," re jessie worship.

reason 32 to vote jeff: "are you trying to tell da vinci how to paint?" re lydia and natalie critiquing his hair cutting.

reason 33 to vote jeff: "i can't believe i'm engaged," re asking jordan to marry him.

reason 34 to vote jeff: "whose ***** cat is that?!" re: not believing any ronnie says, including whether the pictures in his hoh room are of his family.

reason 35 to vote jeff: "oh yeah, this won't air, go ahead!" to jordan when she thought twice about demonstrating what sex positions she prefers.

reason 36 to vote jeff: "someone is going to wizard me and Jordan right on those chairs."

reason 37 to vote jeff: "i don't think they made it through the storm. i hope little jeff put up a good fight," re someone smashing his play-doh "little jeff" after he evicted jessie during the coup d'etat.

reason 38 to vote jeff: "why are you so sad I sent jessie home? it's not like he's your boyfriend. he's lydia's," to natalie.

reason 39 to vote jeff: "i have a deck full of dick," on his cards when playing ***** with natalie.

reason 40 to vote jeff: "i'd ***** like to drown him. i bet he would still be trying to talk game as i'm holding him under the water. he'd be all 'blub blub blub,' " re ronnie.

reason 41 to vote jeff: "i'll get down if someone gives me a handjob," during the graduation endurance comp.

reason 42 to vote jeff: "you picked the wrong side, jedi master," re ronnie.

reason 43 to vote jeff: "if this keeps up, someone is going on a magic carpet ride right outta here!" during a house meltdown.

reason 44 to vote jeff: "what do you think about all day?" to jordan after she asks how spiders "do it."

reason 45 to vote jeff: "from their wrists," when jordan asks where a spider's web comes from.

reason 46 to vote jeff: "an african kangaroo?" during a guessing game with jordan when she thought kangaroos came from africa and had a pattern.

reason 47 to vote jeff: "she's mental. all you got to do is drop a little seed. that thing will grow overnight. it'll be a ***** forest," re michele.

reason 48 to vote jeff: "hold on, i have to pee and then puke."

reason 49 to vote jeff: "you want some tuna?"

reason 50 to vote jeff: "appresh."

That's 50 damn good reasons and it's only 50 of the reasons that I voted for him, and here's some more...

Jeff talking about Jordan's hairy legs, "You need a barber for those legs because a razor wouldn't handle." Jordan says she would shave them today and he responds with another line," You better or you're going to start tripping over that!".

Jessie Gnat and Jeff are talking about Jeff's job....(he makes sales calls to business or something) and they ask for an example of a call, Nat says "I own the Jessie Store" Jeff responds "What do you sell at Jessie's Store, Tools??

"Jordan's never cooked a thing in this house, and today's it's like she's making a buffet." Said by Jeff the week he was on slop.

“Just because you can put a catheter in a rat’s penis doesn’t make you smarter than everyone else” Jeff said in reference to Michelle having a PHD.

Jeff asks Jordan when she says how much she loves cookie dough, "Are you gonna cry?.......If the Pillsbury Dough Boy and your Mom were here, who would you hug first?! Jordan, "My muummm!"

Jordan is talking about a filthy hotel she stayed atfor Spring Break . "The towels even had brown spots. BUT we had the best parties, cuz hotels like dat don't care about that." Jeff chimes in" Yeah, like they don't care that you wipe your **** on the towels!"

Subject: Re: Jeff Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:26 am

HAHAHA!!! Thanks for sharing that, Erika! That was a nice way to start off my morning. Love me some Jeff :)

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I loved reading the Jeffisms.....some of them I never heard but they made me laugh because I could picture him saying it...LOL. I agree Erika, he may not have played the best game but he certainly gave us ALOT of memorable moments from this season and lots of laughs! They left out one of my favs though:

Jeff to Jordan when they were in Ronnies HOH room: "You want to go outside right now and then later we can come back and kick it to Legally Blonde the musical"

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